Home | About Us | Contact Us

Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life

Articles » Arts-&-Entertainment » Humor >>

Find thousands of freelance writing and editing jobs...fresh jobs daily. Kickstart your writing career for just $2.95. Click here
Article Writing Software Create Unique Articles in Minutes Get Paid to Write Articles

Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life

By: Mike Moore

George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom packaged in humour. Enjoy.

1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only knew how seldom they did.

2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian.

3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will give you something to do, but won't get you anywhere.

4. Pain and suffering are a lot like gas....they too shall pass.

5. Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.

6. Anyone who says that swimming is good for the figure has never taken a real good look at a whale.

7. A bore is always "ME" deep in conversation.

8. Some people think their lives are full, when really they're just cluttered.

9. If at first you don't succeed, try not to be amazed.

10. A leader without a sense of humour is like a grass cutter at a cemetery. You have a lot of people under you paying absolutely no attention.

Live Better....Laugh More

About the Author:
Mike Moore is an international speaker and writer on human potential and humor. He sells his own manuals, booklets and audio CDS on-line and off and as back of the room products at his speaking engagements. http://www.speakforprofit.com/Booklets.html

Article Source: http://www.articles-freeway.com

Total Views : 73 Word Count Appx. : 200

See All articles From Author

Learn how to write articles for a magazine, newspaper or website. Visit WikiHow for article writing techniques and tips, and see the Writers Guide for instructions on best practice for article writing.





Forgot Password? New User?

All Rights Reserved © 2006-2008 Articles Freeway | Use of our service is protected by our Privacy Policy | xml Sitemap
If you found this article directory easy to use, please rate us at Directory Critic.